{"product_id":"100-cotton-someone-please-tell-my-wife-im-retired-retire-husband-tshirt","title":"100% Cotton Someone Please Tell My Wife I'M Retired Retire Husband T-Shirts, Hoodie, Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.4em;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 10px 0\"\u003e🏆 100% Cotton Someone Please Tell My Wife I'm Retired Retire Husband T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA winning choice. Award-worthy clothing design with everyday comfort in a quality clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seamless garment printing ensures the design feels like part of the fabric, not on top of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — each piece is unique and printed just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for gifting or treating yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-022c8e3565d64ef1a8c620a6744835e4.r2.dev\/color%20chart%20copy.jpg\" alt=\"100% Cotton Someone Please Tell My Wife I'm Retired Retir... - Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/p16-oec-ttp.tiktokcdn-us.com\/tos-useast5-i-omjb5zjo8w-tx\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef~tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg:800:696.jpeg\" alt=\"100% Cotton Someone Please Tell My Wife I'm Retired Retir... - Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%; height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.15em;line-height:1.3;margin:20px 0 8px 0\"\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Shop more at \u003cstrong\u003eGrindPrints.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Order today and enjoy fast, reliable shipping!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GrindPrints","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ S","offer_id":47899677688023,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ M","offer_id":47899677720791,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ L","offer_id":47899677753559,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":47899677786327,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899677819095,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899677851863,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":47899677884631,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":47899677917399,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":47899677950167,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47899677982935,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678015703,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899678048471,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47899678081239,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47899678114007,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47899678146775,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47899678179543,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678212311,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899678245079,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47899678277847,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47899678310615,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47899678343383,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47899678376151,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678408919,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899678441687,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ S","offer_id":47899678474455,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ M","offer_id":47899678507223,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ L","offer_id":47899678539991,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47899678572759,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678605527,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899678638295,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47899678671063,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47899678703831,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47899678736599,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47899678769367,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678802135,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899678834903,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ S","offer_id":47899678867671,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ M","offer_id":47899678900439,"sku":null,"price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ L","offer_id":47899678933207,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":47899678965975,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899678998743,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt | Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899679031511,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47899679064279,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47899679097047,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47899679129815,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47899679162583,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899679195351,"sku":null,"price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899679228119,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47899679260887,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47899679293655,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47899679326423,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47899679359191,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899679391959,"sku":null,"price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899679424727,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ S","offer_id":47899679457495,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ M","offer_id":47899679490263,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ L","offer_id":47899679523031,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47899679555799,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899679588567,"sku":null,"price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899679621335,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ S","offer_id":47899679654103,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ M","offer_id":47899679686871,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ L","offer_id":47899679719639,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ XL","offer_id":47899679752407,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899679785175,"sku":null,"price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899679817943,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ S","offer_id":47899679850711,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ M","offer_id":47899679883479,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ L","offer_id":47899679916247,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47899679949015,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899679981783,"sku":null,"price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt | Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899680014551,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ S","offer_id":47899680047319,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ M","offer_id":47899680080087,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ L","offer_id":47899680112855,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ XL","offer_id":47899680145623,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899680178391,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899680211159,"sku":null,"price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ S","offer_id":47899680243927,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ M","offer_id":47899680276695,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ L","offer_id":47899680309463,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ XL","offer_id":47899680342231,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899680374999,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899680407767,"sku":null,"price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47899680440535,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47899680473303,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47899680506071,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47899680538839,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899680571607,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899680604375,"sku":null,"price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ S","offer_id":47899680637143,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ M","offer_id":47899680669911,"sku":null,"price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ L","offer_id":47899680702679,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47899680735447,"sku":null,"price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47899680768215,"sku":null,"price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie | Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47899680800983,"sku":null,"price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/0773\/1415\/files\/100--Cotton-Someone-Please-Tell-My-Wife-I-m-Retired-Retire-Husband-T-Shirt.jpg?v=1764669595","url":"https:\/\/vffrns-4v.myshopify.com\/products\/100-cotton-someone-please-tell-my-wife-im-retired-retire-husband-tshirt","provider":"Grind Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}